Total Medals Earned: 12,543 (From 2,223 different games.) Total Medal Score: 246,075 Points
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/165 points)
You've lost the game and doomed us all!
You've found The Hammer of Brick Breaking!
You've claimed the sword!
You've won the game and saved the universe!
You've purged this game of all monsters!
On the edge of darkness, you still prevailed!
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
Medals Earned: 6/6 (220/220 points)
Made your first Turn
Stay for 10 seconds
Play for 60 seconds
Play for 10 minutes.
Play for a whopping half hour
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (55/55 points)
Find Frostbite.
Find Frostbite, again.
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (115/115 points)
Find Frostbite
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 7/7 (125/125 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Medals Earned: 12/13 (310/310 points)
Clear Episode 1 (levels 1-5).
You bring some faith back to balrogity. Good job.
Beat the game under ten minutes.
Clear Episode 2 (levels 6-10).
Beat the game under five minutes.
Beat the game under two minutes.
Clear Episode 3 (levels 11-15).
Clear Episode 4 (levels 16-20).
Beat the game in at least thirty minutes.
Complete Episode 5 (levels 21-25) and beat the game.
Beat the game under a minute.
Beat the game under half a minute.