Total Medals Earned: 12,541 (From 2,222 different games.) Total Medal Score: 246,205 Points
Medals Earned: 14/14 (400/400 points)
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 16/16 (455/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/410 points)
Smash 5 gold piles
Smash 5 bone piles
Fall 20 tiles
Vandalize the courtyard fountain
Kill 100 Enemies
Kill a zombie with the basic slash
Beat the Goblin King without taking damage
Beat the Tower Demon without taking damage
Beat 10 levels consecutively without dying
Collect all 6 hidden gems
Beat the game 100%
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/30 points)
Get to 100m
Get to 450m
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/155 points)
Destroyed Boneless Hat
Kill 50 Enemies
Died 25 Times
Destroyed that Kinky Glass
Destroyed That Big Mass
Killed The Boneless
Won the game with the three players
Medals Earned: 5/5 (80/80 points)
Why the hell would a robot need breasts?
How witty!
Looks like you got the axe! Ha!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (40/40 points)
At least there's food this time.
Exactly what the title says.
...
At least the pillow cushioned the fall?
ULTIMATE! SPY!
Not quite right...
Warm Sisterly Feels
Medals Earned: 7/8 (130/230 points)
Complete the tutorial.
What are you staring at?
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.