Total Medals Earned: 12,543 (From
2,223 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 246,075 Points
I feel like a dick giving you 5 points for beating the first level, so have 50
Beat the Mickey Mouse Finger Puppets Walt Disney Fun Videos Play Time Educational Videos Plus No-No Man Funny Videos floor area level
Beat the stupid kid who wants to watch TV while breaking his house
Beat the true Nate who cosplays as a Pagan Lord
You watched the intro. This display of compassion towards the creator of the cinematics is proof of the greatness of your person.
Any man shall taste someday the bitter juice of his own tears, only to arise with twice the resolve. Or to go back to work. Maybe.
You watched the clinic cutscene and played the first minigame. Such display of patience is absolutely commendable.
For ever band-aid you carefully avoid, two more will glue themselves onto you, thence you shall fall hoping to adhere somewhere.
For you may not know what is greater sometimes: your hunger or your fear?
You trust the people around you with such ardour and good faith I cannot fathom the utter luck one has in having you as a friend.
The delicacy you make of yourself in such peculiar circumstance shall make you think about the appetite you are capable of generating among people.
Because the recollection of long lost memories is not very different than the fresh air which strokes your newly bald head.
To lose a minigame like this....truly the best accomplishment ever achieved. You deserve a trophy.
Find the hidden easter egg! HINT: You have to drag it from one edge of the screen!