Total Medals Earned: 12,543 (From 2,223 different games.) Total Medal Score: 246,075 Points
Medals Earned: 6/6 (190/190 points)
you have initiated a teleportation sequence
you are moving down the corridor
you have accessed the teleportation terminal
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/22 (90/465 points)
Run through one pub without picking up a single beer.
Your first ever waiter down!
Grab all beer bottles in a single pub.
Doze off in the first pub.
Slide over 40 meters in total.
Put down all waiters in a single pub.
Get through at least five pubs without falling asleep.
Slide over 80 meters in total.
Bring down 5 waiters in one run.
Bring down 10 waiters in one run.
Run through 3 pubs in a row without hitting a single waiter.
Bring down 20 waiters in one run.
Fall asleep before the end of the first night.
Get through 3 pubs in a row without picking up a single beer.
Grab 30 beer bottles in one run.
Pick up all beer bottles in three pubs in a row.
Slide over 120 meters in total.
Make a single slide over 25 meters.
Stumble through 10 pubs in a row without hitting a single waiter.
Get through 5 pubs in a row without hitting a single waiter.
Run through 5 pubs in a row without picking up a single beer.
Keep running for seven nights.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (30/30 points)
You have written the story for the news to print, off to the press we go!
The first run just wasn't good enough, start again!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (100/100 points)
RAAAWR.
T_T
Caesar knows the score! Accumulate all party people.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/45 points)
Who needs Instructions
We're going to steal the Declaration of Independence....
Death by typing
Now you're thinking with bees
YOU DONT SAY
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/185 points)
Poop Yourself to Death
Get Electrocuted
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 10 Times
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 20 Times
Cause a Car Crash with your Doody
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 30 Times
Beat Call of Doody using only 5 poops.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 8/8 (190/190 points)
Visit Optimos' NG page
Reach 100 of score
Reach 100 cookies
Reach 1k of score
Survive for 2 minutes in Free Mode
Reach 25k of score
Survive for 5 minutes in Free Mode
Max out all the upgrades
Medals Earned: 8/8 (420/420 points)
Win all stages from Level 1
Win all stages from Level 3
Win all stages from Level 2
Win All Stages from Level 4
Win all Levels, Win the Game
Win game on Hard Candy Mode
Win all stages from level 5
Medals Earned: 10/10 (125/125 points)
Started The Game
Got Back to camp
Let Jessica Pee
use a trap
get caught
Peeing!!
Kill David
you lost
kill Jessica for Food
Killed the campers