Total Medals Earned: 12,541 (From 2,222 different games.) Total Medal Score: 246,205 Points
Medals Earned: 10/13 (185/385 points)
Obtain the gun
Collect a coin
Murder an enemy
Beat the game
Kill all the enemies
Collect all the coins
Kill all the enemies and collect all the coins
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (200/200 points)
Complete the game in various ways
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/500 points)
Steal enough candies from a kid to make him limp away.
Successfully hide from a dog while using a jack o' lantern.
Juggle a single enemy in the air with at least 5 hits.
Upgrade a perk to its maximum potential.
Steal a total of 20k candies.
Equip 3 perks at once.
Kill 50 bullies.
Catch 40 candies in midair before you land back on the ground.
Defeat the gang of punks at the end of Area 2.
Steal a total of 1000 candies in Challenge Mode.
Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 3.
Survive the pack of wild neighborhood dogs at the end of Area 1.
Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 2.
Take care of Mother...
Beat the game and get a perfect grade on every level.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 4/8 (45/140 points)
call 911 or 112
Push all the buttons
Call a random number
Listen to all hotline options
Insert wrong floppy disc 5 times
Listen to all tracks on tape
Finish the game
Really listen to ALL the options
Medals Earned: 15/16 (345/445 points)
Get your first coin.
Get 100 coins.
Get 10 coins.
Get 500 coins.
Get 250 coins.
Get 1000 coins.
Get 5000 coins.
Get 25,000 coins.
Get 15,000 coins.
Get 10,000 coins.
Get 7500 coins.
Get 2500 coins.
Get 50,000 coins.
Get 100,000 coins.
Get 75,000 coins.
Get 1,000,000 coins.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (15/15 points)
You went and looked into the Kickstarted, wow!
Medals Earned: 18/18 (385/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (10/10 points)